do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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