I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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