Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Randomize
