On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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