You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
