im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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