fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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