White coat. Heels.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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