So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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