on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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