I just made out with a guy for $7.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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