I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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