I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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