if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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