No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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