Christians are straight up FREAKS
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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