dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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