hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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