We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
