do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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