have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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