guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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