i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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