your room smells of hookers.
And success
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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