I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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