my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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