So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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