yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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