i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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