Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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