he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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