Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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