Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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