it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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