Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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