We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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