either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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