Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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