This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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