She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
