You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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