Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It's Friday. Sex?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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