Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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