is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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