Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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