omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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