Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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