Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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