imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
