I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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