it wasn't lemon gatorade
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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