Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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