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i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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