I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
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after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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